Cast
Arthur Hedley, turkey farmer / Arthur Hedley
Colin Worsfold, a civil servant / Colin Worsfold
Peter Villiers, new Minister / Peter Villiers
Androcles, animal rights leader / Androcles
East Anglian Journalist / Regional Newspaper Journalist
Hans Gluk, German Food Minister / Hans Gluck
Pippa Worsfold, Colin's daughter / Pippa Worsfold
Newsreader #1 / Newsreader
Cranley, secretary to the P.M. / George Cranley
Claire Worsfold, Colin's wife / Claire Worsfold
2nd security man / Security Man
Maureen, animal rights activist / Maureen
Journalist #1 / Journalist
Geoffrey Lester, Agriculture Minister / Geoffrey Lester
Newsreader #2 / Newsreader
Ben Worsfold, Colin's son
Journalist #2 / Journalist
Montague, a lobbyist / Montague
Spike, animal rights activist / Spike
1st security man / Security Man
Beardie in tree / Beardie
Self / Celebrity Newsreader
Mr. George Henderson, Colin's boss
