Cast
Professor / 'Profesor' the gangster ("Professor")
Kowalski's Wife / Kowalski's Wife ("Alcoholmeter")
Anastazy Kowalski / Anastazy Kowalski ("Alcoholmeter")
Sruba / "Śruba" ("Professor")
Restaurant Client Served by the Rude Waiter / Man in the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter")
Coachman / Coach Driver ("Professor")
Man Eating Meat in the Restaurant
Singer in the Window / Singer ("Alcoholmeter")
Siamese Brother / Brother ("Professor")
Hanka, Kowalski's Daughter / Hanka ("Alcoholmeter")
Waiter / Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")
Client at the Restaurant / Client at the Restaurant ("Alcoholmeter")
Restaurant Client Served by the Rude Waiter / Restaurant client served by a very polite waiter)
Judge's Maid / Judge's Maid ("Professor")
Restaurant Manager / Restaurant Owner ("Alcoholmeter")
Hanka's Boyfriend / Hanka's Boyfriend ("Alcoholmeter")
Siamese Brother / Brother ("Professor")
Malaga / Malaga ("Alcoholmeter")
Waiter / Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")
Deputy Restaurant Manager / Restaurant Manager's Substitute ("Alcoholmeter")
Lysy's Wife / "Łysy's" Wife
Former Judge Playing Chess / Judge ("Professor")
Doctor Prescribing Drugs to Kowalski / Doctor ("Alcoholmeter")
Policeman / Militiaman ("Professor")
Waiter / Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")
Restaurant Manager Pieczarkiewicz / Pieczarkiewicz ("Alcoholmeter")
Restaurant Manager Alojzy Superata / Alojzy Superata ("Alcoholmeter")
Judge / Judge ("Alcoholmeter")
Restaurant Manager / Restaurant Manager ("Alcoholmeter")
Lysy / "Łysy" ("Professor")
Restaurant Owner / Restaurant Owner ("Alcoholmeter")
Radio Reporter / Radio Journalist ("Professor")
Rude Waiter / Rude Waiter ("Alcoholmeter")