Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine is a 1977 French comedy film starring Coluche, Anémone and Gérard Lanvin, and co-directed by Coluche with Marc Monnet. It functions as a parody of historical and swashbuckling films. The title is taken from a verse of the 1871 French patriotic song Alsace et Lorraine, though the plot does not involve Alsace nor Lorraine which did not yet belong to France when the story takes place. The film performed poorly at the box-office and was Coluche's only directorial effort.

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977)
Directed by Coluche / Marc Monnet
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Comedy Spoof, French Cinema, Historical Parody, Political Satire
Alternate Titles
Bitka za Alzacijo in Loraino
SI
Sem Rei... Nem Roque
PT
Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine
FR