Synopsis by Jason Buchanan
A bumbling gumshoe works to protect a hard drinking femme fatale from a mysterious stalker while contending with a cult leader who's trying to muscle in on all the local office space. Rock Slyde (Patrick Warburton) is a hardboiled private dick whose brawn trumps his brain-power. He isn't too bright, but he always gets his man. One night, Rock is in his office when Sarah Lee (Rena Sofer) bursts in looking for protection. Someone is following her, and she's willing to pay to find out who it is. Meanwhile, local cult leader Bart (Andy Dick) is expanding his empire, and he needs more room to grow. His headquarters are in the same business park as Rock's office, and so far Bart has managed to coerce every other tenant into signing over their lease to him. But Rock isn't about to budge. Later, while Rock is away working for Sarah Lee, his faithful secretary Judy Bee (Elaine Hendrix) succumbs to Bart's quirky spell. When Rock discovers that Sarah Lee too is a devoted Bartologist, he vows to dismantle the cult leader's growing empire from the bottom up.