San Bernado (2000)

Run Time - 105 min.  |   Countries - Spain  |   MPAA Rating - NR
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Synopsis by Mark Deming

A guy with unusual romantic problems comes up with an even more unusual solution in this black comedy from Spain. Miguel (Alberto San Juan) is a man who can't bear to hurt a woman's feelings, which is how he ends up with three girlfriends at once -- Fina (Ana Risueno), who has a bad leg; Gloria (Balbina del Rosario), whose looks scare most men away; and Dori (Lina Mira), who needs to lose a lot of weight. Miguel is already having enough trouble juggling three improbable lovers when he meets Claudia (Patricia Velasquez), a lovely woman from France who is quite attracted to him. Miguel is very fond of Claudia, but he knows his three significant others would be heartbroken if he left them. So he comes up with what seems like a reasonable solution -- he'll simply kill his current girlfriends so he can start dating Claudia full time.