The Onion Movie (2008)

Directed by Mike Maguire / Tom Kuntz

Genres - Comedy | Release Date - Jan 7, 2008 | Run Time - 86 min. | Countries - United States of America | MPAA Rating - NC-17

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Cast

Abigail Mavity

Roseanne McCormick

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Alex Solowitz

The Masses

Alonzo Bodden

Prisoner

Bashar Rahal

Arab Terrorist

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Charles Howerton

Pentagon General

Chrissy Metz

Heavy Girl

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer / Rapist Ivy Leaguer

David Chisum

Penis Pal Glen

Gedde Watanabe

James Nakatami

Greg Cipes

Hippie Diplomant

Greg Pitts

Wizards Dragonmaster

Harry Shum Jr.

Lollipop Love Dancer

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus / Wizards Proteus

Jim Rash

Bryce's Manager

Joel McHale

Office Worker

John Viener

Peen Out Guy

Kevin Federline

Lollipop Love Dancer

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Marshall Manesh

Announcer

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton / Self

Michael Harney

Line-Up Detective

Mo McRae

Second Bank Gunman

Nick Chinlund

Bryce Brand

Paul Scheer

Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

Richard Fancy

Kenneth Garber

Robert Hoffman

Lollipop Love Dancer

Rodney Dangerfield

Sal Lopez

Peruvian

Savannah Haske

Rapist Lisa

Scott Klace

Kip Kendall

Todd Bosley

White Black Guy Dan

Tom Wright

Kwame Roberts

Daniel Chacón

Young American / Cock Puncher

Kate Fuglei

Dolores McCormick

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Adam Crosby

Wizard Gamer

Adam Gregor

Birajko

Adele Robbins

Typical Neighbor Wife

Adrian Armas

Lollipop Love Dancer

Ahmed B. Badran

Peruvian

Allison Kyler

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Amir Talai

Ahman

Amy Davies

Board Game Woman

André Costa

Cameraman

Angel Cassidy

Porn Star

Archie Howard

Fat Man

Arthur Kendall

Bud Schwartz

Barbara Pilavin

Alzheimers Old Lady

Ben Braat

Dutch Dad

Bill Dearth

Bates Businessman

Bill Frenzer

Nicholas Van Essen

Blaine Pate

Office Worker

Bo Barrett

Wigger Jim

Brandy Lamkin

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Brendon Baerg

Sooty Child

Brian Powell

Typical Neighbor Husband

Bruce Stevenson

Gay Guy

Cassie Townsend

Pot Smoker Girl at Board Game Party

Channing Swift

Ice Hockey Fan

Charley Beil

Wizards Gamer

Chris Cashman

UPS Delivery Man

Chris Karwowski

White Black Guy Jury Foreman

Chris Villa

Gay Guy

Christopher Boyer

Landmine Boss

Christopher Nissley

Terrorist Training Video Announcer

Christopher Weeks

Rolly Ingersoll

Clifford McGhee

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Clint Culp

Bates Computer Customer

Cory McAbee

Man in Suit

Cory Nartatez

Gay Guy

Dane Farwell

White Black Guy Policeman

Daniel Benson

Wizard Gamer

Daniel Colembie

McSorley's Bartender

Dante Harper

Lollipop Love Dancer

Dave Scott

Lollipop Love Dancer

Donna Glytch

God Bless America Dancer

Dustin Seavey

Bates Temp Dude

Edward Ansara

Skink Bradley

Eleanor Mercado

Cockpuncher Entourage

Eloise Lynch

Britney Spears Fan

Eric Siegel

Studio Executive

Erik Stolhanske

Producer

Evgeniy Lazarev

Slovesevic

Gauge

Porn Star

Gill Gayle

Prisoner

Glen Hambly

Attorney

Gregorio

Bates Delivery Man

Griffin M. Creech

Rapist Policeman

Hanna Bluth

Little Girl

Helen Geller

Mavis De Haven

Helen Slayton-Hughes

'Yarn-it-All' Employee

Howard Shur

Smoker

Ira Gewant

Brunno Tucci

Ivan Klipstein

Subscription Card Man

Jackson Bolt

Texas Chainsaw Killer

James Kayten

Pentagon Officer

James M. Connor

Bates Manager

Jason L. Miller

Sooty Firefighter

Jay Montalvo

Peruvian

Jen Cohn

Cooking Show Host

Jennifer Saurenman

Mother

Jerry Giles

Dave Kostman

Jim Gleason

Steel Beam Architect

Jim Ortlieb

Bank Mr. Poniewicz

John Gibson Miller

Steel Beam Construction Guy

Jordan Lindsay Hamm

Girl Greeting Prisoner

Justin Rodgers Hall

Terrorist

Kamela Forbes

Cockpuncher Entourage

Karen Miller

Cockpuncher Entourage

Karl Montgomery

African Child

Kathie Barnes

Concerned Mother

Kato Bonner

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Ken Narasaki

Businessman

Kenneth C. Rosier

Presidential Advisor

Kirk Ward

Brendan Laroux

Kwame Boateng

Dibo

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Leslie Duke

White Black Guy Jenny

Lucas Raynaud

Lollipop Love Dancer

Marc Antonio Pritchett

Upstanding Black Man

Maria Schneider

Bates Computer Customer's Wife

Martin Morales

Penis Ethnic Man

Mary Boucher

White Black Guy Judge

Melissa Zanit

Yearbook Girl

Mia Crowe

Porn Star

Micah Sauers

Penis Boy

Michael Brainard

White Black Guy Policeman

Michael Delaney

Gil Bates

Michael Harte

Pentagon General

Michael R. Dowell

Penis Businessman

Michelle Buffone

Bank Liz Anne

Michon Suyama

God Bless America Dancer

Mike Loew

Library Penis Man

Mohammed Hassan

Terrorist

Murphy Dunne

Raymond Marcus

Murray Gershenz

Raggles Wimpole

Natasha Yi

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Neva Massey

Cockpuncher Entourage

Orlando Seale

Producer

Paul 'Mousie' Garner

Uncle Smackers

Paula Price

Host a Rape Tape Gal

Rachelle Wood

Cockpuncher Entourage

Randy Oglesby

Surgeon General

Rebecca Lowman

Rape Victim Julie

Reid Weaver

Dennis McCormick, Jr.

Robert Shampain

Prisoner Dad

Ronald McAdams

Drunken Irishman

Russell Steinberg

Young Terrorist

Ryan Bosch

White Black Guy Bill

S.E. Perry

Recruitment Officer

Said Faraj

Suicide Bomber

Sam Menning

Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Sandy Kenyon

Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Sarah DeVincentis

Bank Customer

Sarah McElligott

Melissa Cherry

Savastian Padilla

Gay Guy

Sean Conroy

Landmine Salesman

Stefan Sacks

Rapist Uncle

Steven Kozlowski

White Trash Dude

Susanna Harter

Librarian

Tanya Ballinger

Cockpuncher Entourage

Terrence Flack

Bank Gunman

Todd Hanson

Smoker Driver

Tomasina Parrott

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Tony Sagastizado I

Taliban Terrorist

Tony Swift

Ice Hockey Fan

Troy L. Collins

Dashante Jackson

Vai Tiare

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

William Duffy

Man in Suit

Crew

Mike Maguire

Director

Tom Kuntz

Director

David Miner

Producer

David Zucker

Producer

Frederick Wardell

Editor

Gil Netter

Producer

Jason Weiss

Producer

Kevin Halloran

Producer

Michael Rotenberg

Producer

Robert Siegel

Writer

Todd Hanson

Writer

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