Synopsis by Hal Erickson
Lou (Edward Asner) must break the news to Ted (Ted Knight) that he has not received a nomination for the annual Teddy Awards. Along the way, Lou pokes fun of a local honor called the Albert Mason Award, a lifetime-achievement prize which, in Lou's words, has been bestowed only upon "broadcasting veterans who couldn't chew their own food." So guess who's the next recipient for the Albert Mason? "You Can't Lose Them All" was first shown on February 15, 1975.