Synopsis by Andrea LeVasseur
Dan gets into an accident at the construction-site portable toilet, prompting him to reevaluate his life. D.J. can't get over it, so he follows his dad around the house. Scared by what could have happened, Dan and Roseanne write out their wills. Jackie gets angry when she learns that she wouldn't get custody of the kids if they both died. Meanwhile, Roseanne attends Lamaze classes with Crystal (Natalie West).