Synopsis by Hal Erickson
As usual, several subplots collide head-on in this M*A*S*H episode. In two related stories, Klinger (Jamie Farr) tries to buy his way out of the army, while Hawkeye (Alan Alda) and B.J. (Mike Farrell) champion the cause of a teenaged Korean draft dodger. And as if that wasn't enough salt for the stew, Col. Potter's (Harry Morgan) beloved mare Sophie mysteriously disappears.