Synopsis by Hal Erickson
Sentimental Colonel Potter (Harry Morgan) wants to assemble his staff for a family portrait of the 4077th. Alas, this may never come to pass, thanks to a battle royal ranging amongst tentmates Hawkeye (Alan Alda), B.J. (Mike Farrell) and Charles (David Ogden Stiers), with Hawk storming off to find his own private living quarters. In trying to get the boys to kiss and make up (so to speak), Margaret (Loretta Swit), Klinger (Jamie Farr) and Father Mulcahy (William Christopher) succeed only in making things worse.