Synopsis by Hal Erickson
Col. Potter (Harry Morgan) is fed up with the camp's bellyaching in general, and with the constant carping of Hawkeye (Alan Alda) and B.J. (Mike Farrell) in particular. Hoping to shut everyone up, Potter appoints the two doctors as the 4077th's new morale officers. As Hawk and Beej go about their seemingly insurmountable duties, Charles (David Ogden Stiers) uses his knowledge of composer Maurice Ravel to give a seriously injured musical prodigy a new lease on life.