Synopsis by Hal Erickson
Al (Ed O'Neill) must choose between paying for son Bud's (David Faustino) visit to the White House, or financing the efforts of daughter Kelly (Christina Applegate) to become "Miss Weenie Tot." Well. . .since Al will get a year's supply of delicious Weenie-Tots if Kelly lands the job, there's no contest, is there? Trouble is, Al will never get to enjoy these special snack treats (if that's what you want to call them): Peg (Katey Sagal) wrecks his entire Weenie-Tot supply while searching for a winning prize ticket.