Synopsis by Hal Erickson
This episode serves to introduce Ted McGinley in the role of Jefferson D'Arcy. After getting drunk at a banker's party, Marcy (Amanda Bearse) awakens to find that she's wearing a wedding ring--and that a total stranger is snoozing next to her. Turns out that she has married Jefferson D'Arcy, whom Al (Ed O'Neill) discovers is an ex-swindler and current gigolo. To make certain that Jefferson's intentions were honorable, the Bundys demand that he and Marcy go through a formal wedding service, carefully monitored by the hard-knuckled members of Bud's (David Faustino) soccer team.