Synopsis by Tim DiGravina
Lee (Lee Evans) entertains the local security expert by explaining his ridiculous safety measures, including a bizarre method of unlocking the front door. Heather (Sophie Thompson) tells the lads that her dad (Michael Cochrane) is coming for a visit and displays her culinary skills by making vats of a pasty food. Heather's father is on parole from embezzlement charges, so security-freak Lee is worried that he's up to no good. Stuart (Steven O'Donell) cozies up to Heather's dad, hoping to learn the tricks of the trade. Things get messy in the bathroom when Lee stalks the man around the house after he's had too much of Heather's delightful food. When their visitor borrows money from his daughter, Lee thinks he's thieving. Seeing the dad manipulating antique shotguns, Lee and Stuart arm themselves with kitchen utensils. After clearing things up, Lee accidentally springs one final trap.