Synopsis by Hal Erickson
The Taylor boys gear up to do battle against their classroom tormentors, the McGurn Brothers. All that needs to be settled is the "choice of weapons" -- and what a choice it is. Meanwhile, a male-only barbecue becomes increasingly (and distressingly) coed as Tim's pals are forced to bring their significant others, and Jill (Patricia Richardson) tries to play matchmaker for Dave (Tony Carreiro) and Karen (Betsy Randle). This is one of the few episodes in which Tim (Tim Allen) does not solicit advice from Wilson (Earl Hindman) -- but Jill does.