Synopsis by Hal Erickson
The Hooterville telephone directory (two full pages this year!) comes out, and Oliver (Eddie Albert) is upset that Lisa (Eva Gabor) has listed him as "Attorney at Law." Oliver is worried that he will receive so many calls for his services that he'll never get his farm chores done -- and remember, every time the phone rings, he has to climb up a telephone pole to answer it! But the biggest crisis in this episode arises when Lisa tries to bake a pound cake, which turns out to be even heavier than her legendary hotcakes.