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In this mix of crime, comedy, and campy noir film, a veteran hitman named Johnny Deadeyes (Stephen McHattie) tries to rescue a young girl from a new human trafficking ring. Unfortunately, it is run by his violent gangster boss Hercules (Henry Rollins). However, the girl is already “assigned” to become the bride of an influential and affluent countess’s brother, an unhinged man who refers to himself as a vampire. Directed by Bruce McDonald; Juliette Lewis and Tomas Lemarquis co-star.