Cast
Vince / Vince (segment "Knockers")
Jamal / Jamal (segment "Lamaj")
Becky / Becky (segment "Knockers")
Ricky / Ricky (segment "Lamaj")
Jake / Jake (segment "Lockdown")
Mr. Johnson (segment "Lockdown")
Patrick (segment "Knockers") / Jockey 2 (segment "Lamaj")
Lizzie / Liz (segment "Lockdown")
Rory / Rory (segment "Lockdown")
Video Journalist (segment "Lockdown")
News Anchor (segment "Lockdown") / 911 Operator / 911 Caller (interstitials)
Spanish Radio (segment "Knockers")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
Rose / Rose (segment "Knockers")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
News Correspondent (segment "Lockdown") / Jockey 1 (segment "Lamaj") / 911 Operator (interstitials)
911 Operator / 911 Caller (interstitials)
The Door (segment "Lamaj") / 911 Caller (interstitials)
Saul (segment "Knockers") / Saul
Alan / Alan (interstitials)
Martin Midnight / The Door (segment "Lamaj") / Martin Midnight (interstitials)
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
The Door (segment "Lamaj") / 911 Caller (interstitials)
911 Operator (interstitials)
Soldier (segment "Lockdown")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
Curious Soldier (segment "Knockers") / Curious Soldier
Parker (segment "Knockers") / Parker
Wiz / Wiz (segment "Knockers")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
Vince #3 (segment "Knockers")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
Vince #2 (segment "Knockers")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
The Door (segment "Lamaj")
