Synopsis by Hal Erickson
Normally, it wouldn't bother Coach (Nicholas Colasanto) one bit that Sam (Ted Danson) is attracted to Coach's sexy new neighbor Nina (Murphy Cross). Trouble is, Coach is carrying a torch for the lady himself. The only person to whom Coach admits his infatuation is Diane (Shelley Long) -- whom he immediately swears to secrecy. Meanwhile, Carla (Rhea Perlman) tries her hand at plumbing -- with disastrous results.