Armageddon Boulevard (1998)

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Synopsis by Robert Firsching

This is yet another zero-budget video atrocity from the makers of Ride With the Devil, and it's even worse. After a title sequence featuring stock footage of bombs intercut with a fantasy-costumed Julie Strain licking a sword, a young bikini-clad woman is shown swimming in a pool with a handgun. She tries to shoot a man named Jacobs, who disarms her and shoots a hitman with the gun before kissing her. Later, Jacobs meets a sinister rival crime boss, Rinaldi, with whom he has reached a stalemate. Strain, dressed as a queen, sits next to her king and sends the jester, Jack B. Quick, to take care of all the bloodshed caused by the war between Jacobs and Rinaldi. An Asian woman somersaults down a hallway and is strangled. Another woman stumbles smiling across a bridge and down an escalator to a subway for no apparent reason. She tells Jack that he has to help them avert a bloodbath. A pimp's henchman picks up a pretty hitchhiker in his jeep and forces her to strip at gunpoint in the woods before she knees him in the crotch and runs naked down a trail with the gun in her hand. The pimp talks to customers on the phone.