Third Eye Blind impersonates the Kinks at a "Bandstand" beach hop as the Pryors begin their annual Jersey Shore vacation. Roxanne isn't with them because she's still mad at Meg, but Meg's rich new friend Carol has invited her to her beach club. And Meg returns the favor, getting Carol and her friends into the beach hop. Meanwhile, Helen finally tells Jack about Professor Witt's advance. Back in town, JJ's at home---with Beth (Rachel Boston)---while Henry's minding the North Philly store. The neighborhood is steaming and the city pool hasn't opened yet.