Synopsis by Hal Erickson
This first episode in a two-part story marks Tony Shalhoub's matriculation from recurring to regular character in the role of Italian cabbie Antonio Scarpacci. Facing deportation to his country of origin, Antonio will be able to remain the U.S. if he manages to marry an American girl in a real hurry. Helpful Brian (Steven Weber) manages to locate a somewhat "used" woman (Susan Tyrell) who is willing to enter into a quickie marriage of convenience. But when the feds show up to check Antonio out, his fiancée is nowhere to be found.