Synopsis by Jason Buchanan
As Sharon and Ozzy hammer out the specifics of Ozzy's upcoming Merry Meyham tour, Ozzy attempts to get in shape for the tour and expresses outrage when he discovers that concert organizers intend to use a bubble machine on-stage ("The Prince of Darkness has a bubble machine?!?!?!"). Already exhausted after hearing the relentless touring schedule, a distressed Ozzy may have more to worry about when Kelly loses his credit card while embarking on a whirlwind shopping spree. With Ozzy already angered by the substantial booty that Sharon and Kelly haul back to the house, Kelly struggles to find the lost credit card before her father realizes it's missing. Slipping into woman's clothing for a hilarious video shoot, Ozzy heads in for a day in front of the cameras as Jack works hard to establish his record label.