Synopsis by Jason Buchanan
Returning home after receiving word that their security guard has been arrested for attempted burglary, Ozzy, Sharon, and Jack attempt to have a quiet family Christmas. Louis, Ozzy's son from a previous marriage, arrives on Christmas morning, and Ozzy attempts to help prepare the holiday meal. The situation quickly deteriorates as the family finally sits down to dinner. As conversation boils over, Kelly soon storms off before Ozzy confiscates the knife Jack received as a gift. With approximately 78 vulgarities omitted for television broadcast, this Christmas installment of The Osbournes received the highest number of "bleeps" so far in the series, while simultaneously drawing in nearly eight million viewers to continue the series' reign atop the cable ratings.