Synopsis by Andrea LeVasseur
Starting her freshman year of high school, Darlene quits the basketball team, takes to wearing all black, and sinks into a deep depression. Dan and Roseanne try to help her, but she won't move off the couch. Meanwhile, Becky begs for a car and complains that it's not fair for Darlene to get whatever she wants. In order to get a motorcycle, Becky tries sulking around the house trying to get sympathy.