Synopsis by Hal Erickson
Signing up for the Famous Las Vegas Writers School correspondence course, Radar (Gary Burghoff) takes pen in hand and sets about to become the next Hemingway. Jotting down his impressions of the week's events at the 4077th, Radar gives special emphasis to birthday boy Frank Burns (Larry Linville). As a natal present for the irascible Frank, good buddies Hawkeye (Alan Alda) and B.J. (Mike Farrell) stage a phony argument.