Synopsis by Hal Erickson
Writing up his weekly report, Cpl. Radar O'Reilly (Gary Burghoff) recounts a "typical" series of events at the 4077th. Highlights of the report include a beserk, scalpel-wielding POW (Derick Shimatsu); the latest scheme concocted by Klinger (Jamie Farr) to get out of the army on a Section Eight; and Hawkeye's dalliance with a married nurse (Joan Van Ark). Allan Arbus makes his first series appearance as funky army psychiatrist Dr. Freedman, here given the first name of Milton, but later identified as Sidney. "Radar's Report" originally aired on September 29, 1973.