Synopsis by Hal Erickson
Al (Ed O'Neill) stands to inherit half a million dollars if he names his next child after his Uncle Stymie. First, however, he must have a "next child", and this means several months of bedroom sessions with wife Peg (Katey Sagal). But Peg doesn't want to go through the ordeal of pregnancy for the third time--as she explains it, Bundys take ten months to deliver because they "never wanna go out" and once out "never wanna go back in"--so she surreptitiously takes birth control pills. Ultimately Al finds out, and plots a fiendish revenge.