cast
- Helen Shapiro
- Heroine
- Craig Douglas
- Hero
- Timothy Bateson
- Coffeeshop Owner
- Felix Felton
- Mayor
- Frank Thornton
- TV Director
- Arthur Mullard
- Police Chief
- Derek Nimmo
- Head Waiter
- Mario Fabrizi
- Spaghetti Eater
- Deryck Guyler
- Narrator
- Acker Bilk
- Himself
- Arnold Diamond
- TV Panelist
- Ronnie Stevens
- TV Director
- Hugh Lloyd
- Usher
- Bruce Lacey
- Gardner
crew
- Richard Lester
- Director, Producer
- Max Rosenberg
- Producer
- Milton Subotsky
- Producer, Screenwriter
- Gilbert Taylor
- Cinematographer
- Ken Thorne
- Composer (Music Score)
- Maude Churchill
- Songwriter, Costume Designer
- Norrie Paramor
- Musical Direction/Supervision
- Bill Lenny
- Editor
- Al Marcus
- Production Designer
- Maurice Carter
- Art Director
- Gamp Ferris
- Costume Designer
- Freddie Williamson
- Makeup
