Synopsis by Hal Erickson
Upon taking possession of their new farm in Hooterville, Oliver (Eddie Albert) and Lisa (Eva Gabor) discover that former owner Mr. Haney (Pat Buttram) has taken all the furniture and accessories with him. Making matters worse, the wily Haney has compiled a list of "hidden charges" to further deplete Oliver's checking account. As for Lisa, she is bound and determined to make her first day on the farm her last, and grimly prepares her return to "Pahk Ahvenue." Several Petticoat Junction regulars make crossover appearances in this episode.