cast
- John Cleese
- Brian Stimpson
- Alison Steadman
- Swenda Stimpson
- Penelope Wilton
- Pat Garden
- Stephen Moore
- Mr. Jolly
- Joan Hickson
- Mrs. Trellis
- Sharon Maiden
- Laura
- Dickie Arnold
- Man at Station
- Benjamin Whitrow
- Headmaster
- Jonathan Bowater
- Clint
- Penny Leatherbarrow
- Woman Teacher
- Christian Regan
- Pat's Son
- Michael Percival
- Man in Wood
- John Rowe
- Headmaster
- Michael Aldridge
- Prior
- Pat Keen
- Mrs. Wisely
- Mohammed Ashiq
- Manager of Petrol Station
- Constance Chapman
- Mrs. Wheel
- Peter Cellier
- Headmaster
- Ronald Sowton
- Monk
- John Bardon
- Ticket Collector
- Alan Granton
- Monk
- Rupert Massey
- Headmaster
- Alan Parnaby
- Policeman at Telephone Box
- Geoffrey Davion
- Policeman at Crash
- Sheila Keith
- Mrs. Garden
- Philip Voss
- Headmaster
- Peter Jonfield
- Detective Inspector Laundryman
- Geoffrey Palmer
- Headmaster
- Peter Needham
- Porter
- Mark Burdis
- Glen Scully
- Nicholas LePrevost
- Headmaster
- David Conville
- Headmaster
- Michael Glynn
- Policeman with Black Eye
- Nick Stringer
- Detective Sergeant Rice
- Charles Bartholomew
- Man in Telephone Box
- Geoffrey Hutchings
- Mr. Wisely
- Robert Wilkinson
- Streaker
- Howard Lewis
- Ted
- Angus MacKay
- First Class Passenger
- Mark Bunting
- Studious Boy
- Ann-Marie Gwatkin
- Petrol-Station Cashier
- Geoffrey Greenhill
- Policeman with Mrs. Wheel
- Susan Field
- Woman at Low church Appearance
- Anthony Haygarth
- Man with the Tractor
- Leslie Schofield
- Policeman Arresting Pat
- Patrick Godfrey
- Headmaster
- Ann Way
- Mrs. Way
- Peter Lorenzelli
- Taxi Driver
- Richard Ridings
- Policeman at Crash
- Sydney Livingstone
- Porsche Driver
- Nadia Carina
- Mandy Kostakis
crew
- Christopher Morahan
- Director
- Michael Codron
- Producer
- Nat Cohen
- Producer
- Verity Lambert
- Producer
- Michael Frayn
- Screenwriter
- John Coquillon
- Cinematographer
- George Fenton
- Composer (Music Score)
- Peter Boyle
- Editor
- Roger Murray-Leach
- Production Designer
- Diana Charnley
- Art Director
- Judy Moorcraft
- Costume Designer
- Kezia de Winne
- Makeup
- Michael Morris
- Makeup
