by Hal Erickson
synopsis
The perennially unlucky-in-love Cliff (John Ratzenberger) falls for a girl whom he meets at a costume party. (The girl is played by Bernadette Birkett, the real-life wife of series regular George Wendt). Emboldened by the costume that masks his identity, Cliff is transformed into the world's greatest lover -- and is now afraid to let the girl seem him unmasked. Meanwhile, Sam (Ted Danson) agrees to sub for Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) by escorting Diane (Shelley Long) to a concert.