by Hal Erickson
synopsis
A charity auction held at Cheers puts eligible bachelors Sam (Ted Danson) and Woody (Woody Harrelson) up for bid. Alas, the winners of the auction are not entirely to the boys' liking. Sam ends up being "purchased" by Frasier's amour Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) and Woody is saddled with a terrifyingly libidinous female.
