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Desmond (Nick Moran) and Frank (Phil Davis) are ill equipped to handle the 20,000 pounds in mob money that they acquire: before they know it, a beautiful woman seduces it away from Frank, and now they have henchmen banging down their door. There's only one way that they'll escape with their lives and their legs -- they need to come up with 20,000 pounds. Luckily for them, an aging criminal who is spending the rest of his life behind bars is in a vulnerable position. In order to inherit his millions, he needs to produce an heir. He regularly sends a container of his sperm to his mistress, but if Desmond and Frank intercept and hold the "baby juice" for ransom, it could solve their problems. Unfortunately for them, it could also create many more.