by Hal Erickson
synopsis
Future Tonight Show host Jay Leno appears in this episode as a Brandoesque biker named Bones. Pulling up at the diner with his cycle gang (among them former Welcome Back, Kotter regular Ron Palillo), tough-guy Bones is instantly smitten by Alice (Linda Lavin), whom he asks to be his "old lady"! Fans of Jay Leno will instantly notice how expertly he handles his prop motorcycle--which is more than can be said for most of the other cast members.
