by Hal Erickson
synopsis
Mel (Vic Tayback) is so intent upon wedding his girlfriend Marie (Victoria Carroll) that he purchases a very expensive engagement ring. Marie is impressed, but she's not about to give in so quickly. Before any wedding bells will ring, Marie demands that Mel sign a prenuptual agreement which she has drawn up with the help of resident legal expert Earl (Dave Madden). The contract turns out to be so draconian that Mel may well remain a bachelor til the end of his days!
