by Hal Erickson
synopsis
Officer Pete Malloy (Martin Milner) is in for a lot of ribbing from his fellow cops after he gives a traffic ticket to footloose young heiress Penelope Lang (Ahna Capri)--who immediately falls madly in love with him. For the next several days, Malloy is distracted from his duties as the persistent Penelope barrages him with gifts, love notes and (less amusingly) false-alarm emergency calls. The method by which Pete finally divests himself of the irksome Ms. Lang is truly one for the books.