The familiar vampire legend gets a quirky twist in this take of undead office politics set in contemporary corporate America. For more than a century, Berm-Tech Industries has been run entirely by vampires. Though the tight-lipped employees have successfully managed to keep this secret from coming to light for the past 100 years, everything changed when the head bloodsucker contracts a deadly disease and makes the decision to begin hiring mortals. As the newest employees at Bern-Tech Industries discover that their new colleagues aren't exactly what they appear to be, nervous new hire Otto is charged with rewriting the initiative that earned the previous author an untimely stake through the heart. Darrell Hammond, Judd Nelson, and Jason Mewes star in a film featuring Robert Wagner as President James Garfield.
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