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One of the most respected names in adult entertainment decides to go out with a bang in this laugh-filled mockumentary. Chuck Steak (Mark de Carlo) is a veteran director and producer of porn movies and has grown tired of the business. Deciding that it's time to move on, Steak wants to back out of the adult industry on a high note and begins making plans for his final picture, "Touché," a sci-fi tinged private-eye story with (of course) lots and lots of sex. Hiring two of his favorite actors for the leads -- longtime sex goddess Roxy Free (Priscilla Barnes) and disproportionately endowed Lance Long (Adrian Zmed) -- Steak starts shooting "Touché" with a documentary filmmaker capturing the proceedings for posterity, but it doesn't take long for anything that could go wrong to start doing just that.