Synopsis by Andrea LeVasseur
In this hour-long episode of clips, a fortune teller (played by John Goodman) tells little Jackie and little Roseanne what their future holds. Meanwhile, an adult D.J. recalls his youth during a therapy session. The clips are introduced by the "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon," including famous sitcom moms Barbara Billingsley, June Lockhart, Isabel Sanford, Alley Mills, and Patricia Crowley.