The Kyles hit the road for an educational venture---they're going to Boston to visit Paul Revere's house. Trouble is, nobody but Jay wants to go ("Who cares where a dead rock star from the '60s was born?" moans Jr.). As it turns out, Jay's in a foul mood as well. Drive-Thru Attendant: Bill Macy. Police Officer No. 1: Johnny C. Pruitt. Police Officer No. 2: Patty Ross.