Synopsis by Hal Erickson
Jill (Patricia Richardson) is having plenty of trouble writing a speech for the Library Association. It gets worse when she prepares to deliver the speech, a task made next to impossible by her crippling stage fright. Tim (Tim Allen) and Mark (Taran Noah Smith) try to help Jill out by posing as her audience -- in female drag. Other developments include a miswired vacuum cleaner (courtesy of Guess Who) that nearly "devours" poor Mark.