Synopsis by Josh Ralske
Stewie (voice of Seth MacFarlane) doesn't seem to get along too well with the other kids on the playground, so Lois (voice of Alex Borstein) decides to send him to the Hugs and Kisses (The Good Kind) Daycare Center. At first, Stewie thinks it's a biogenetic experimentation facility, but soon, he falls for a little girl named Janet. He even serenades her with his rendition of "You Make Me Feel So Young." But when another boy with a cookie catches Janet's eye, Stewie finds a younger girl (two weeks younger, to be exact) and tries to make Janet jealous. Lois, meanwhile, is bored at home without Stewie there. Brian (MacFarlane) suggests they get hammered, but Lois decides to get a part-time job. Peter (MacFarlane) convinces her to take a job as a flight attendant, because he's heard that he'll get to travel for free. Lois hates her new job, but Peter has a great time, getting drunk in first class, flying to Australia, forcing the flight attendants to build him a pillow fort, etc. He persuades Lois not to quit ("What if Kurt Cobain had quit?") so he can keep flying. Things come to a head when Peter inadvertently ends up on a flight Lois is working. She takes him into the lavatory to chew him out and they get stuck as the flight is hijacked to Cuba. This episode features the vocal talents of Camryn Manheim.