Although he's lost his SCTV editorial spot, hard-hitting Bill Needle (Dave Thomas) offers advice on how to succeed in show biz to a couple of aspiring actors (Tony Rosato, Robin Duke). Eskimo Art (Rick Moranis) sells paintings and eats the leftovers. Edith Prickley (Andrea Martin) hosts an unforgettable session of "The Mating Game." Bob and Doug McKenzie (Moranis, Thomas) discuss the difficulties inherent in parking at doughnut places. And Sid Dithers (Eugene Levy) stars in this week's remake of Taxi Driver. (The U.S. syndicated version of this episode includes a "Monster Chiller Horror Theater" sketch from an earlier telecast).