Never Too Young to Die (1986)
Directed by Gil Bettman
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Synopsis by Eleanor Mannikka
In this James Bond parody, the evil villain is also an evil villainess, Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons), an androgynous, leather-bound cross-dressing criminal genius out to finish off all of L.A. by contaminating the city's water supply. Standing in the way of his/her success is undercover agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), but he does not stand for long. Once he has been slain, his son Lance (John Stamos) takes up the fight assisted by Danja Deering (Vanity) who has the requisite sex appeal for her job.
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agent [representative], biker, contamination, espionage, family, hermaphrodite, inventor, investigator, killing, megalomania, radioactivity, undercover
