Desiring to own an item that really, REALLY means something to him, Al (Ed O'Neill) tries to reclaim the championship game ball from his greatest high school football triumph. Unfortunately, the ball is currently in the possession of Al's former flame Sandy (Wendie Jo Sperber)--who agrees to relinquish the trophy in exchange for--er--"services rendered." What happens next? Well, to quote the song: "She wore bluuuue velvet. . ."
by Hal Erickson synopsis