cast
- Charlie Sheen
- Sean "Topper" Harley, Superman, Rhett Butler
- Valeria Golino
- Ramada Thompson, Scarlett O'Hara, Lois Lane
- Cary Elwes
- Kent Gregory
- Lloyd Bridges
- Admiral "Tug" Benson
- Kevin Dunn
- Lt. Comm. Block
- Jon Cryer
- Jim "Washout" Pfaffenbach
- Kristy Swanson
- Kowalski
- William O'Leary
- Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson
- Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.
- Wilson
- Eugene Greytak
- Pope John Paul II
- Jerry Haleva
- Saddam Hussein
- William Irwin
- Buzz Harley
- Bob Lenz
- Elvis "The King" Presley
- Ryan Fitzgerald
- Scooter
- Mack Yamaguchi
- Eskimo
- Sean Wright
- Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member
- Tony Lorea
- Humphrey "Bogie" Bogart
- Willie Collins
- Liberace
- Ryan Cutrona
- Captain Margolis
- Nancy Abrahams
- Family in front of TV Store
- Pablo Prietto
- Parking Valet
- Robert Puro
- Precocious Paper Boy
- Al Clegg
- Jazz
- Dave (The Shark) Oliver
- Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member
- Ryan Stiles
- "Mailman" Farnham
- Kevin Eads
- Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member
- Kelly Connell
- Air Controller
- Tony Moreno
- Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member
- Richard Emanuel
- Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member
- Jimmy Lennon, Jr.
- Ring Announcer
- Judy Kahan
- Nurse
- Marie Thomas
- Francine the Secretary
- Heidi Swedberg
- Mrs. "Dead Meat" Thompson
- Marc Shaiman
- Piano Player
- Chris Coyle
- Conspiratorial Crewman
- Pat Proft
- Lawrence Lipps
- Bruce A. Young
- "Red" Herring
- Brent Freeman
- Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member
- Jimmie Ray Weeks
- Amish Man
- Mark Arnott
- Rosener
- Christopher Keene
- 2nd Drill Sergeant
- Craig McIntosh
- Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member
- Elston Ridgle
- Boxer #1
- Charles Barkley
- Himself
- Bill Laimbeer
- Himself
- Tony Simotes
- Ambulance Driver
- John Bankson
- Parking Valet
- Don Lake
- Doctor
- Jeff Bright
- Communications Officer
- Rino Thunder
- Owatonna
- Max Jones
- Boxer #2
- Ed Herschlar
- Rabbi
- Cylk Cozart
- 1st Drill Sergeant
- Don Luce
- Paramedic
- Gary Brayboy
- Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member
- Kip Pierce
- Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member
- Annie O'Donnell
- Amish Woman
- Richard Lasting
- Handsome Milkman
crew
- Jim Abrahams
- Director, Screenwriter
- William Badalato
- Producer
- Pat Proft
- Screenwriter, Executive Producer
- Bill Butler
- Cinematographer
- Sylvester Levay
- Composer (Music Score)
- Eric Sears
- Editor
- Jane Kurson
- Editor
- Stephen McEveety
- Production Designer, Associate Producer
- William Elliott
- Production Designer
- Greg Papalia
- Art Director
- Greg Norberg
- Associate Producer
- Janet Graham
- Associate Producer
- Jerie Kelter
- Set Designer
- Mary Malin
- Costume Designer
- Ernie F. Orsatti
- Stunts
- Lester Wilson
- Choreography
- Mali Finn
- Casting
- Ann Masterson
- Makeup
