Synopsis by Hal Erickson
Legendary tap dancer Ann Miller guest stars in this episode as (what else?) a dance instructor. After mulling through several options, Tim (Tim Allen) finally arrives at the "perfect" birthday present for Jill (Patricia Richardson): ballroom dancing lessons. But disaster ensues when Tim insists upon cracking jokes during the first lesson, leading to a momentous confrontation with the teacher. Back at Tool Time, Al (Richard Karn) is offended when his name is excluded from a "Certificate of Appreciation."