Synopsis by Tim DiGravina
Try as he might, Ted (Dermot Morgan) simply can't shake off the advances of romance novelist Polly Clarke (Gemma Craven), who's visiting Craggy Island on a book tour. Finding it impossible to resist temptations that clearly go against his most basic priestly vows, Ted makes a charming fool of himself and impresses Clarke in the process. In the meantime, a virtual fan club of nuns praises Ted's sermons, forcing him to juggle their enthusiasm with an invitation for drinks with Clarke. Rushing hastily through a sermon, Ted agitates the nuns, and makes his way somewhat pathetically to Clarke's housewarming party, only to find that he's not the sole person to have been invited. Ted is further frustrated when Clarke tells him of her plans to become a nun.