by Hal Erickson
synopsis
Up for an award at the annual Postman's Ball, Cliff (John Ratzenberger) naturally wants to bring a date along to bask in his glory. Covering his bets, he asks both Carla (Rhea Perlman) and Diane (Shelley Long) to go with him to the ball. When both ladies accept, a nonplussed Cliff begs Sam (Ted Danson) to figure a way out of his dilemma with a minimum of hurt feelings and physical violence.
